imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

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thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

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ghettoffmylawn:

whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?

ghettoffmylawn:

whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?

(Source: snowitt)

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fairytrainer:

polople:

"Girls are stupid"
“THAT’S SEXIST!!!! YOU PIG!!!!!!!

"Boys are stupid"
“Hahaha that’s so true!!”

image

(Source: polople)

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
image

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dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

image

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Go follow @_nosferatu_nein she only has one follower but that one follower is a loser so follow. #follow #follower #folloher #loveyou #like #hashtag #bonquiqui #poophead

Go follow @_nosferatu_nein she only has one follower but that one follower is a loser so follow. #follow #follower #folloher #loveyou #like #hashtag #bonquiqui #poophead

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